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Puh-citat
Det är bra mycket trevligare att vara två. - Nasse Först Eftertanke - sen Hårt arbete. - Ior Jag är en Björn med mycket liten Hjärna och långa ord besvärar mig. - Puh När man är en Björn med mycket liten Hjärna och Tänker Ut Saker upptäcker man ibland, att en Idé som verkade vara riktigt Idéaktig inne i hjärnan, är helt annorlunda när den kommer ut i det fria och andra människor ser på. - Puh Om personen du talar med inte tycks lyssna, var tålmodig. Det kan helt enkelt vara så att han har lite ludd i ena örat. - Ior Att kunna stava är inte det viktigaste. Vissa dagar har det ingen betydelse alls om man kan stava till Tisdag. - Kanin Om man inte vet vart man ska är det ingen idé att skynda sig. Man vet ju ändå inte när man är framme. – Puh Innan du påbörjar en jakt är det klokt att veta vad du letar efter innan du börjar leta efter det. - Puh Fastän det är förfärligt gott att äta honung, så finns det ögonblick alldeles innan man börjar äta den, som är nästan ännu bättre. – Puh "Kanin är smart" sa Puh tankfullt. På engelska Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. – Christopher Robin to Pooh “When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first
thing you say to yourself?" “It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily. "So it is." "And freezing." "Is it?" "Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.” He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow. The more he looked inside the more Piglet wasn't there. 'Supposing a tree fell down, Pooh, when we were underneath it?' 'Supposing it didn't,' said Pooh. After careful thought Piglet was comforted by this.” Alan Alexander Milne Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave. Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Whatever fortune brings, don't be afraid of doing things. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. We can't all, and some just don't. That's all there is to it. Time is swift, it races by; Opportunities are born and die... Still you wait and will not try - A bird with wings who dares not rise and fly. To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up. One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say. Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject. Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. |
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Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Jag brukar inte glömma ett ansikte, men i ditt fall ska jag göra ett undantag. |
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Film
I don't like to take naps. I don't like to wake up more than
once a day. 'Cause when I first wake up I get that shock of who I am and
everything. I... I really don't like to do that more than once a day. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Följande är hämtat från Eric Saperstons film The Journey (2001) (filmens hemsida)
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Deep Thoughts
by Jack Handey The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. En dag var jag på morfars gård och han frågade mig om jag ville se då han högg huvudet av en höna. Jag sa nej, men han sa till mig att komma med ändå, det skulle vara bra för mig. Det var det inte. Det var hemskt. Blod som sprutade överallt. Morfar som sprang runt och skrek, och värst av allt, morfars finger som låg och sprattlade efter att det hade huggits av. Om detta är "bra" vill jag inte veta vad som är "dåligt". |
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